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Published on October 16, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Today I found a new poet I like. No, scratch that, I found a new poet I adore, I worship, I fall down at her feet in adoration. If poetry was sex, this lady would be my Aphrodite. Which is to say, I really like what I've read so far.

Her name is Wendy Cope, and here's a couple of her poems.

Some people like sex more than others - You seem to like it a lot.
There's nothing wrong with being innocent or high minded.
But I'm glad you're not.

Here's another.

The Uncertainty of the Poet

I am a poet.
I am very fond of bananas.

I am bananas.
I am very fond of a poet.

I am a poet of bananas.
I am very fond.

A fond poet of 'I am, I am'-
Very bananas.

Fond of 'Am I bananas?
Am I?'-a very poet.

Bananas of a poet!
Am I fond? Am I very?

Poet bananas! I am.
I am fond of a 'very.'

I am of very fond bananas.
Am I a poet?


Is she not nifty?

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on Oct 16, 2005
Some more vintage Wendy Cope:

""Bloody Christmas, here again,
Let us raise a loving cup,
Peace on earth, goodwill to men,
And make them do the washing up".