Published on October 13, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Hi ho, Kermit the frog here, with our very special guest star, me!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!! To begin with, if you've got manic-depressive tendencies, (I'm not a real bi-polar bear by anymeans, but I do have my ups and downs.) on the days you're manic, take advantage of it!

I've got dozens of uncertified uber-mad skills, impressive, but garuanteed to keep me poor if I do them for a living. So today, I woke up hyper, and I'm going to town. I fixed up my registration for my teaching area of expertise tests, I fixed up informing the HR person in killeen of same, I started fixing up my post army benefits like my 6 months o' health care, (I have to go back tommorow though, silly squirrel army beauracracy.)

I fixed myself breakfast, I fixed myself lunch. I'm fixing to go running. I went to store (cause I was fixing to do laundry and didn't have detergent) and got myself a bench grinder, woot!!! I went to my secondary place o' employment and fixed a leaky toilet. Said employer was so happy, that he gave me enough money to pay for said bench grinder. Now I can grind and polish my knife blanks the easy way!

I'm gonna fix up the living room, (what a mess), fix the closet where I moved everything out when it got wet and moldy from when I had to fix the leaky a/c and it dripped, go for my run, fix dinner, go work for a few hours and fix up the peoples of Copperas Cove with pizza, and if I have time, fix the brakes on my lousy minivan that I use for hauling stuff so I can pick up that transmission and fix my Mustang this weekend.

Also in the picture is fixing my wife's car by replacing the left half-axle. Which will in turn fix my bank account when I return the core (the part on the car) to the tune of about 80 bucks. Later this week, I'm fixing up an electric bass that doesn't belong to me, and an old electric motor I scrounged up yesterday so I can fix up (make) a homemade lathe or metal saw, I haven't decided which yet.

I love fixing things........and today I've gotta get my fix.

Comments
on Oct 13, 2005
I'm fixing to go


Yep, you're a Texan.

Congrats on a kick ass day.
on Oct 13, 2005
Mr. Fix it, I got this pain in my elbow.  Can you fix it?
on Oct 13, 2005
Mr. Fix it, I got this pain in my elbow. Can you fix it?


Army solution, take motrin, no run profile for two weeks. Do pushups.

My solution. See a doctor. Take motrin/ibuprofin or asprin approx. three times a day as an anti-inflammatory, and ice for about 20 minutes three times a day for the same reason. Avoid heavy lifting, or other exercise/motion that irritates it. Keep this up for about a month. Again, see a doctor. Do not bend, tear or mutilate.

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on Oct 14, 2005
She isn't there anymore!
on Oct 14, 2005
I start clearing this week!
on Oct 15, 2005
I start clearing this week!


Sweet. What day are you out, and is that blue pickup parking in your spot yours? Or have you moved out or something, 'cause I haven't seen your car there in awhile.
on Oct 15, 2005
I start clearing this week!


I'd say that's blog-worthy...