I think it took a wrong turn at Albequerque.....
Published on October 8, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
So where did it all go? I used to be creative, loquacious, eloquent. I used to use words like loquacious, and elegant. Squamous or obsquesious or pedantic also had a possibility of appearing in my lexicon.

Where did it all go, the constant manic energy? The vocabulary? The wonderful poetry I used to write? The romance and the thrill and the passion? How about the excitement I felt every time I went on a stage? I'd love to do that again, but all they have around here is bad community theatre. (think waiting for guffman, in hell.)

I think the vocabulary was done in by environment, compounded with learning Korean. Those short fuzzy syllables pushed everything else right out of my head. That's right, it's the Army's fault!!! ARRRRGGGHHH. I resolve to converse in words so convoluted, no one will understand me, from the bottom of my stratified squamous epithileum!!! (of course that's usually the case, even with words of one syllable.....)

Mostly I wonder if it wasn't sexual frustration. All that bottled up erm, energy had to vent somehow. Of course, now that I'm married and well, can release my stress more often, it doesn't come out in that wild, manic energy that it used to. Or not. Maybe I need more caffeine. I'd love to get it back again. (especially if I can continue to get laid........)

Does anyone else feel like the guy at the beginning of Office Space, or Kevin Spacey at the beginning of American Beauty? I love (or at least identify with) that line he says about losers, "they're right, I have lost something."

Comments
on Oct 08, 2005
On propane and propane accessories?

Oh, oh...you mean creativity, not money...

Seriously though, (apologies for the lame joke...if you can call it that, hehe), I like you just fine the way you are right now. You're plenty funny and...umm...elegant...for me.

And here's some stratified squamous for ya (one of the few things I remember from A&P, haha):

on Oct 08, 2005
stratified squamous for ya


My favorite thing I learned in vocal pedagogy. The layer of squishy mucous producing cells that set below the vocal ligament in your larynx and keep them lubed up with snot so you don't get callouses (vocal nodes) on your vocal cords.
on Oct 08, 2005
What would callouses on your vocal cords do? Eradicate a portion of the scale for you? (I fear I may have damaged myself recently, between being sick, yelling at n00bs, and singing too loudly in the car.)

Learning a foreign language does restrict the use of your native tongue, in my experience. But it's something that can be overcome with effort. Looks like you're on the right track. (Remember that all languages are perishable skills.)
on Oct 08, 2005

Me thinks someone is hitting the early 40s.  Welcome to the club.

it has not gone anywhere.  We just have passed it on the hiway.

on Oct 12, 2005
What would callouses on your vocal cords do?


First, ya lose your voice for awhile. When this happens with vocal nodes, don't talk period for at least a month. It's tempting when your voice comes back a little, but don't, or you'll have to start all over again. Not that we ever used to laugh at the vocal majors when they did this.........

If you do continue to talk, or get them repeatedly from overexercising your voice, then you can gain scar tissue, which causes your vocal cords to be less flexible. This can cause a hoarse tone or raspiness in everyday speech and singing, as well as a loss of range in your pitch. Translation - you can't sing as purty, or as high or low as you used to.

Me thinks someone is hitting the early 40s.


Nope, plain old depression, 29 in a month.