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Whew. What brought all that on? Sorry, been listening to NPR news again. Today I heard much bitching again that President Bush failed to address an exit strategy from Iraq. True, but why do you suppose this is so? Could it be that like every other major war that we've fought, (at least the ones we won, sorry vietnam) we've committed long periods of time to occupation and rebuilding?
I mean don't get me started about the Revolutionary War, I mean we occupied the country for what, like two hundred years or something after, right? War of 1812, again, we continued to occupy America. Civil War? Reconstruction baby. There for decades. Spanish American war, hello phillipines. WWI, granted, not so much so, but last I checked we're still in Japan and Germany after WWII. Korea was a tie, but we're still tied up there. Spent a lot of time in Bosnia too, I believe. Even after Iraq the first time, we pulled out, but kept fighters up and a hell of a lot of force in the general vicinity.
Regardless of your feelings on the war, we're there. We're going to be there. When you have grandchildren, we'll probably still be there. Know why he hasn't proposed a clear exit stratagy? 'Cause by the time we leave, oil won't even be an issue. You'll get in your nuclear robot antigravity hovercraft and fly to work at Cogswell Cogs dressed in your shiny Jetson jumpsuit. The "clear exit strategy" is a unicorn, a rare mythological beast. Give up on it already.
Besides, (and I'm putting on my asbestos suit, 'cause if I didn't get flamed for the rest, I'll get flamed for this) so many of the liberals are fond of comparing Iraq to Vietnam. Want another Vietnam? Cool, let's do what we did there. Pull out all our troops while we're winning for their own welfare (making all their sacrifices in vain) regardless of what those troops in Iraq have said about it, and leave the country to hang. Sure the native troops and police we've trained can handle it and prevent their own slaughter and the genocide of millions. Just like they did when we pulled out of Saigon or Cambodia, right?