Okay, here's my first one.

Kerry drives me up the damn wall. Personally. Even if he was a Conservative Republican Christian, every thing about his personality gets on my nerves. His voice sucks, he's a hideous horse faced ninny, I think he's lying about his war record, I don't like his accent, and his wife's a psycho. Oh yeah, and I disagree with his politics. Strongly.

{pant......pant........pant}

Next up?

I hate Teddy.. because he got away with murder because his brothers were killed.

he is a lout, a liar and a drunk.

OMG...... a place to rant! Just what was missing here on JU.
OK here goes....
I hate war and racism.
I hate warmongers and racists.
I don't hate George Bush, I actually pity him... he reminds me of the little girl that likes to dress up in mommies shoes.
I don't hate anyone that can disagree with me without resorting to name calling.
I love my children and my grandchildren.
I want them to grow up in a land of peace without racism.
If all of the above make me a bad person, so be it.... I still pity George dubya Bush!

he is a lout, a liar and a drunk.

Not to mention a piss poor parker. I can see getting in two spaces, but a lake?

Liberals are stupid.

So you're coming in as a slightly moderate, right?

he reminds me of the little girl that likes to dress up in mommies shoes.

No, no, you're thinking of J. Edgar Hoover...........

I hate warmongers and racists.

I hate racism, myself. I hate people who are in favor of war, blindly. However, I also hate people who are just as firmly against war, blindly. As the quotation goes, "War is hell." But not infrequently, the alternatives are worse.

I don't hate George Bush, I actually pity him... he reminds me of the little girl that likes to dress up in mommies shoes... I still pity George dubya Bush!

You the him because you dont understand him or agree with him. You say you pity him, yet nothing in your demeanor shows pity, just contempt. Contempt is not pity. Just because you disagree with someone's policies does not mean you have to hate them because they disagree with you. You dont even have to try to understand them. But hating them for who they are, without really knowing them, only reflects on you, not the object of your contempt.

You should think about why he gets under your skin, as I am sure you do not get under his. He is a bigger man than that.

I don't hate anyone that can disagree with me without resorting to name calling.

But name calling is part of what this one's all about. We're being cathartic, (not that I as a dumb white male conservative christian republican know what such words of three syllables mean.) So purge the works, monkey boy!!! (this insult has been brought to you by Buckeroo Banzai.....)

I hate that Republicans tend to act like heartless warmongers who are more concerned with money and power than the lives of actual human beings.

I hate that Democrats pretend to care about people but are in reality just as heartless and money and power obsessed as the Republicans they slam. I hate that they bitch about things JUST BECAUSE they were approved or implemented by Republicans.

I hate that both parties care less for the state of our nation than they do their own disgusting and arbitrary power struggles.

I hate that Moderates tend believe that they are somehow exempt from all criticism...and at the same time open for all praise...because they're NOT a Democrat or NOT a Republican.

No, no, you're thinking of J. Edgar Hoover...........

no no no... Hoover liked wearing Roy Cohn's dirty briefs..
get your facts str8

I hate that Republicans tend to act like heartless warmongers who are more concerned with money and power than the lives of actual human beings.

Okay, so I watched to many episodes of Pinky and the Brain in high school, and I wanted to take over the world, is that really so wrong?

I hate the rat bastards (probably democrats) that pulled Animaniacs off the air.

liberals and democrats took buffy the vampire slayer and angel the series off the air.. Lynch em I say!!

spare tex please, and dharma.

What really yanks my wanker about Western society now ....

.... We're becoming more technically dependent and proficient BUT more illiterate ....
.... We no longer study History or Geography ....
.... Science is now regarded with the same suspicion as politics or religion (and is dismissed as either) ....
.... Either everyone is a hero or no one is ....
.... finally, to personalize everything, a charismatic simpleton is always more highly regarded than a introvert of any intellectual caliber *

* or, how my brain really thinks of this -- marketing trumps engineering

Okay, so I watched to many episodes of Pinky and the Brain in high school, and I wanted to take over the world, is that really so wrong?

Neocon jingo fascist!

I hate the rat bastards (probably democrats) that pulled Animaniacs off the air.

How utterly close-minded and rat-cist of you!

I've often been mildly amused at politics when you “humans” jump on each other like a pack of wild ferengi’s.

All the while the importance of securing that which is needed to circumvent your extinction is being squandered by “humans” pathetic little squabbles.

The same squabbles that you’ve had all throughout history; you just change the name and squabble all over again, such an enlightened species.

We are waiting…
We can abide our time…
The Squirrels will rule.

I hate anyone with a firm opinion of any kind.

Well, I don't hate them, I'm just mildly irritated...

Or maybe not, I'm not sure...

Ummm. Well...

Whatever.

War, religion, abortion, Bush, Kerry, Hillary, Democrats, Republicans, John Wayne, stem cell research, gun control, evolution, taxes, FEMA, hurricane relief, the economy

Ok, here we go:

1. Against, but I prefer it over even bloodier tyranny.

2. For.

3. Against, but I don't know when a human child becomes human in the sense of being more than a bunch of living cells.

4. For.

5. Against.

6. Against. But I liked her husband.

7. Against. But could be for.

8. For. But could be against.

9. My favourite western hero is Terence Hill's sleepy Joe from the Trinity and Nobody films.

10. For.

11. Won't tell.

12. I treat evolution like gravity or air or other things occuring in nature. I think we should tell the next generation what we found out. But I don't really have an opinion regarding whether I like evolution or not. For all I care this world could have been created by a spaghetti monster or G-d or the Nolan Sisters. I would still think we should see what we can find out about how it works.

13. I am against income tax, but I think it is legitimate and should be flat. I am against value added taxes and sales taxes. I think income tax is better than VAT or sales tax.

14. No opinion.

15. For. But New Orleans should evacuate next time, or possibly spend some money on the levees.

16. I am for the economy. I prefer free markets over controlled markets. I hate Irish banks.