Top five

still looking.........

Published on September 11, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

Still looking for a job. Possible considerations presently? Music/choir teacher, salesman, cop, Security agent for overseas (Iraq) government contractor (mercenary), govt. contractor, construction, farrier?

However in honor of High Fidelity, a truly cool movie, plus it has John Cusak, another plus, here's my top five all time jobs, money and era not being an issue.

5. Stage actor, possibly opera or musical theater, but definitely stage, not movies.

4. Head henchman to evil genius, but a nice evil genius. Homer Simpson's job in the one where they moved, and he ended up with the Denver Broncos as a gift.

3. Pharoah, your own harem, wealth, worshipped as a god, how fun is that?

2. Master blacksmith......no, scratch that, I can do better. Rennaiscance man, like Michaelangelo, or Donizetti, or da Vinci, a craftsman/creator, with my hand in every pie, architecture, war, art, inventing, music, etc............

1. Professional musician, yeah, this is a sneaky way to fit more than one in, but rock star is good, possibly from 70's group, or opera star, blues man. A couple of my friends from college went on to make it big.

I really like him, he's a good guy, but I don't want to do this. Link That's right, he's performing songs that could make even the most heart worn cynic fall in love with love again........

I might like to do this though. Link He's been on Nashville Stars, and is one cool m----erf----er. He looks eerily like Buddy Holly, and I never had as much fun tearing up a piano (literally) playing Jerry Lee as I did with him.

He's recording, he's been on T.V., and he's a great songwriter. (he sold one to Dwight Yokam.) To any and all representatives of Ouachita Baptist University, I deny all knowledge of said practice piano, and besides it was already beat up and missing some keys before we ever got to it.

What's your top five?

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Spc Nobody Special

on Sep 12, 2005

Nothing? Nobody knows their top five?

Or just translate this as BUMP.

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