They're not just for kids anymore............
Hey there cowboy? Ever have this problem?
Out camping in the woods, got a little something extra from the chili......time to go get friendly with a tree and take a load off your....mind. Oh no!!! You forgot to pack the toilet paper.
Never fear. Just reach for that constant camper's companion, the north american porcupine. Now I know what you're thinking. A porcupine? Why not go for my old standby, the tail of the red squirrel? Well I'll tell you what, you'd be nuts to use a squirrel.
The north american porcupine, is made from 100% all natural ingredients. That's right. No perfumes, no additives. And let's face it, compared to that cheap toilet paper in the bathrooms at Hobby Lobby or Walmart, the porcupine is delightfully soft. In fact, I personally garauntee, that after using our hygenic porcupines, you'll immediately wish to share it with all your nearest friends.
And the porcupine has an amazing dual action, hard bristles, that have amazing penetrating power, and soft underbelly, for getting rid of that awful, not so fresh feeling. And they're not only disposable, they're bio-degradable.It's like a miracle on four stubby little legs.
And please don't think that the porcupine minds. Porcupines love the attention. Besides, everyone knows that animals don't feel shame or pain. That's all for today, but tune in to next week's show, when we teach you, how to use armadillos to chop down even the tallest of trees without cracking a sweat.
Yours Truly,
NBS