After my latest great failed job attempt, I've been looking at jobs again in Iraq. Of these the highest paying is being a merc....I mean security guard. Or wait, let's see, work outside of the government, carry weapons, involved in combat on a regular basis, kill people, that's not a mercenary, right?
Risky of course, but people are getting killed for much less over there now, and that 100, 120K would clean out my debt with a lot left over to give me some room when I came back. Very tempting to sign with one of the big corporations and head over for a year.
Besides........how cool would that look on your resume? "So what's this here Mr. NBS?" "Oh that? I spent the last year as a mercenary in a private corporation. I've got twenty confirmed enemy kills, but don't let that in any way influence what you're about to say about hiring me........." Who knows, it could turn into a promising career.