I DIDN"T!!!!

congratulations alison..........

Published on September 1, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

I got the Job!!!!

I DIDN"T!!!

I GOT THE MUSIC POSITION ON LONG ISLAND!!!!!

I DIDN'T GET THE ONE HERE!!!!!

I will be teaching 6th grade band and choir as a long term sub for a fellow in Iraq.

I will be teaching choir to nobody!

I AM OFFICIALLY A TEACHER!!! WHOOHOO!!!

I AM OFFICIALLY A JOBLESS BUM!!!! WHOOHOO!!!

(This post is not out of bitterness and rancor, I was just about to post on it, and I saw alison's article. Too funny a coincidence to pass up. In all seriousness, congrats alison!) "

Comments

Spc Nobody Special

on Sep 01, 2005

Oh yeah, ignore all those quotes behind the curtain.....I am Oz the great and powerful!!!

Texas Wahine

on Sep 01, 2005

Hey, Congrats on not teaching choir! It takes a really special person to not be a teacher, and I've heard that choir is one of the most difficult things to not teach.

So, Congratulations, SPC! I knew you could NOT do it!

Dr Guy

on Sep 01, 2005

YOu are not a JOBLESS BUM! You are a underemployed entrepeneur.

Spc Nobody Special

on Sep 01, 2005

So, Congratulations, SPC! I knew you could NOT do it!

You'd be amazed, there's literally hundreds of things I can NOT do. It's not easy damn it, but someone's got to NOT do them.

Texas Wahine

on Sep 01, 2005

SPC:

You'd be amazed, there's literally hundreds of things I can NOT do. It's not easy damn it, but someone's got to NOT do them.

All the more reason to be proud, IMO. I mean, anyone can set out to do something and just get it done, but the measure of a man is his un-accomplishments and the list of things that he works diligently and perseveres to NOT do in his lifetime.

Way to go...doing things is the easy way out. I'm glad to see you took the road less traveled!

Zoologist03

on Sep 01, 2005

You'd be amazed, there's literally hundreds of things I can NOT do. It's not easy damn it, but someone's got to NOT do them.

Hmm...we should start a club...I'd make jackets...but I can't do it....

~Zoo

Moderateman

on Sep 01, 2005

There is a better job that pays more money right around the corner. watch and see another MM prediction come true.

Spc Nobody Special

on Sep 01, 2005

There is a better job that pays more money right around the corner. watch and see another MM prediction come true.

which brings me to my next article.....

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