I know exactly how you feel. Riding a bicycle everywhere, I see those same morons on a daily basis. Stay safe.

Do it! Bust out someone's windshield, and then when they bitch say it was in self defence...your only way of drawing attention to the fatc that they nearly killed you.

Then, blog about it!

Count your lucky stars that you are not dodging those bastards in a wheelchair.

one of the more popular forms of entertainment i devised as a kid involved finding a driver (almost always a woman) who looked at least half as frightened behind the wheel as my mom. once we located a target, we'd do our best to keep up with her (not that difficult) til she came to an intersection. while she was slowing down one of us would ride up close enough to kick her rear quarter panel loud...and then do as dramatic a laydown as possible for the driver's benefit.

i'm sure you can imagine how this played out. the rest of us would stand there looking solemnly down at our dear departed buddy...when we weren't staring angrily at the driver (who was usually going outta her mind in horror). we never said anything...just stared.

eventually all good things gotta end which meant the victim hadda have a sudden miraculous recovery and we'd ride off laffin like loons.

fortunately nobody was killed nor did any of the drivers go into cardiac arrest.

until a couple weeks ago, i was one negligent driver away from engaging in the pedestrian in crosswalk version. now i can hardly wait.

one of the more popular forms of entertainment i devised as a kid involved finding a driver (almost always a woman) who looked at least half as frightened behind the wheel as my mom. once we located a target, we'd do our best to keep up with her (not that difficult) til she came to an intersection. while she was slowing down one of us would ride up close enough to kick her rear quarter panel loud...and then do as dramatic a laydown as possible for the driver's benefit.

You were a bad kid! !

Do it! Bust out someone's windshield, and then when they bitch say it was in self defence...your only way of drawing attention to the fatc that they nearly killed you.

Ya man!!! Do the village! Do the whole f---ing village!!!!!!!

Count your lucky stars that you are not dodging those bastards in a wheelchair.

yet.

fortunately nobody was killed nor did any of the drivers go into cardiac arrest.

I don't even pretend to know how to respond to that. Maybe I'll start carrying a big frickin' rock in my car...............

Old Biker Trick, carry a handful of ball-bearings in your pocket, and throw them generously.

nasty..........and I deny all knowledge of what they'll do in a slingshot. I wasn't even there, officer. I was at a resteraunt, with Vinnie, and Paulie and the boys.....

I was going to write a rant about SUV drivers and the pain in the asses they are today but I cooled off. It may still come though cause they are getting on my nerve.

Our latest incident was this morning on the way in to work, one nearly ran us off the road on the highway...sped up to pass us, crossed into our lane in front of us and then sped to the exit opposite! He was a sonofabitch maniac and one too many of them have done it to us with our daughter in the car too! (forgive the curse)

Honestly if we werent' just going only 60 on the 55mph highway I wouldn't be sitting here! Maniacs!

Our latest incident was this morning on the way in to work, one nearly ran us off the road on the highway...sped up to pass us, crossed into our lane in front of us and then sped to the exit opposite!

I had the pleasure of not letting one of those people over when they tried to do that recently. Think it was last Friday on my way to class. "I'll just speed up to pass you, cut over, and hit that exit that was only 250 meters ahead..." I think not, lady who was driving some SFC around!

you only need the rock for passing drivers (altho i'm not trying to dissuade you from any other application by any means). doing a ratso rizzo on the hood with your hands won't wreak nearly so much physical damage. but it does make memories that you'll be able to enjoy for years and years.

hoods amplify and resonate as well as any halfway decent snare when smacked with a fist. great for punctuating the salient points of your accompanying statement not to mention establishing the rhythmn guaranteed to enhance your audience's abilty to retain the message.

no, no......for the last time people, I'm not a drummer, I'm a musician.

..." I think not, lady who was driving some SFC around!

People think that SUVs are macho cars, but I have noticed most of the drivers are females.  Petite ones at that!

I'm not a drummer, I'm a musician

same thing i used to think...til i hadda create my own percussion tracks.