I declare this Eeeevil.

In the name of Spain..........

Published on May 3, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

I haven't been updating nearly enough this last week or two, so here's just a few of the things that are evil upon this earth.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

1. Kimchi. I love it, but what it does to a white man's bowels is just plain wrong...........
2. My recruiter.
3. Walmart.
4. My recruiter's recruiter.
5. Kimchi farts. See evil #1.
6. The recruiter who recruited my recruiter's recruiter and started the whole chain of evil.............
7. Spam
8. Houston, and possibly the smell going past the stockyards in El Paso.
9. Giant battle droids poised to take over the earth. The only ones who can stop them? THUNDERCATS HO!!!!!!!!!!
10. "Reality" TV
11. Andrew Jackson.
12. Tailgaters. If I'm in the right lane, I will slow all the way until I stop.
13. Coca Cola. (Probably not evil, but as a Dr. Pepper addict, my sworn nemesis.)
14. Alec Baldwin's career.
15. All Baldwins.
16. The engineers at Dodge & Plymouth, especially the people who designed the first years of the neon. It should never be that hard to change an alternator. Period.
17. Skeletor.
18. Anyone who hates Woody Allen or Coen Brothers movies.
19. Tu Tran. (you don't know him, just trust me.)
20. My 1st sgt. at DLI. (Actually I'm fairly sure it wasn't her fault. I'm convinced her mustache had taken control and was using her as a puppet in it's evil plans for world domination.)
21. 98Cs.
22. The death of Johnny Cash.
23. Zombie deer.
24. The wicked maser pointers of Tracy Givens. (keep one hand on your beanies)
25. The rent-a-cops on Ft. Hood. Not the MPs (or the gate guards). The other ones.
26. The people who cancelled Family Guy the first time.
27. Geckos. (say what you will, they're out to get me.)
28. People who bring cell phones and or underage kids to the movies.
29. Anyone who criticizes this blog, or my list.
30. Franz Liszt.
31. Mauve, puce, and hypertrope.
32. My cat.

Comments (Page 1)

Danny Bassette

on May 03, 2005

her mustache? I hope you preventing it's plans from bearing fruit.
On 28, and/or, not and or. Woohoo, now I'm Eeeevil too

Spc Nobody Special

on May 03, 2005

her mustache?

HER mustache.

33. People who are observent of my grammar. Also see #29.

Secret Squirrel

on May 03, 2005

34. Juicie Girls

NJforever

on May 03, 2005

11. Andrew Jackson.

I laughed at most of these, but I'm a diehard Jacksonian, so them's fightin' words!

Evorg

on May 04, 2005

Juicie Girls??

What's that, a certain flavored bublegum?

haha

Spc Nobody Special

on May 04, 2005

but I'm a diehard Jacksonian, so them's fightin' words!

Fair enough, he fought everyone else. As a soldier, okay. But for what he did in Florida, and to the Cherokee? (Or the National Bank for that matter, it was slaughtered with almost as much efficiency.)
THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. Juicie Girls

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

What's that,

The reason alot of the GIs in Korea are so damn broke...........It works like this, you go to a bar in Korea, and the bar tender has these good looking girls working there. Used to be Koreans, now there's a lot of Philippino and Russians doing it. The girl usually has a contract she has to pay off to the bar.

As long as you pay them, or buy them drinks, these hot girls will sit with you, pay attention to you, talk hot to you (although usually not much else), and make you look good. They are frequently gold diggers, but not usually prostitutes. Sometimes, if you pay the bar keeper for a nights take, you can take them for a date. JUST a date.

They often will also show a keen interest in your personal life, and call you (EVERYBODY (including 4 year olds) in Korea's got a cellphone.)or write flirtatious text messages, etc. After all, if you like them, they'll make more money off of you, right? I've seen guys blow a month's pay on jucie (also sometimes drinkie) girls in a couple of days.

Many GI's will buy them gifts, or often even will marry them and take them home, which usually lasts just about long enough for them to get citizenship and a good divorce lawyer. Secret Squirrel, I salute your choice, and add #34 to the lore of Eeeevil.

Spc Nobody Special

on May 04, 2005

35. Bumping in the comments, in order to points whore...........(whistles quietly, and walks away..............)

dharmagrl

on May 04, 2005

16. The engineers at Dodge & Plymouth, especially the people who designed the first years of the neon. It should never be that hard to change an alternator. Period

Hehe...try changing one on a '85 Mini.....oh, the stories D and I could tell.

Spc Nobody Special

on May 04, 2005

Hehe...try changing one on a '85 Mini.....oh, the stories D and I could tell.

Changing the alternator = 10 minute job and $35 on my Mustang. My wife's car? $165, plus the core charge, then two hours to get it loose, plus a half hour without disconnecting anything just to get the damned thing out past the suspension.

'Cause it sure ain't coming out the top. It doesn't say it in any manual, but I think you're supposed to take the fender off. Bleh. Beats changing the harmonic balancer (which I ended up doing at the same time, don't ask.)

Sugar High Elf

on May 04, 2005

35. Bumping in the comments, in order to points whore...........(whistles quietly, and walks away..............)

Well, I always knew I was evil... you didn't have to post about it though.

Gideon MacLeish

on May 05, 2005

New eeevil....people who believe in forcefully taking other people's money to subsidize their own irresponsibility.

Oh, yeah, and baseball cards without bubble gum. Major evil there.

KarmaGirl

on May 05, 2005

20. My 1st sgt. at DLI. (Actually I'm fairly sure it wasn't her fault. I'm convinced her mustache had taken control and was using her as a puppet in it's evil plans for world domination.)

That's just so utterly wrong......

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

you need to read NJ's president series! Seriously, they are excellent (Ok Fazz?)

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

Oh, yeah, and baseball cards without bubble gum. Major evil there.

you eat that gum? eeeewwwwwwww!

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

32. My cat

Sorry, all Cats are evil! So I just criticized your list and I am evil! mwuhahahaaha!

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