or mmm..... tastes a little like chicken.
Published on April 11, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Hi, enjoy supper? What'd you have, beef? chicken? How many innocent potatoes died to make you dinner? HUH???!!!

As a practicing omnivore (and I will eat damned near anything) in an increasingly liberal society, I find myself disturbed by an increasing trend in our views of morality. Namely that rather than basing moral values on an established system of right or wrong, we tend to follow whichever new morality fits into our lives the most asthetically. This is an article on how that rules our society's use of animal products.

Don't believe me? Look at how unpopular hunting has become over the years. People will gladly sit over chicken sandwiches and hamburgers and talk about how cruel killing a deer is. Can we say Bambi? (you can call me Flower if you want to.........)

Meat's okay, as long as it come's in a paper wrapper and a bun, or a clean pink lump in plastic from the grocery store. But kill an animal yourself? (like oh my god, that's so totally gross, ooooh blood, ick!)

Can you imagine killing a cat for food? mmmmm......how about a nice bowl of dog stew? WHOOPS!!!! damn damn, cute and fuzzy. Don't kill the cute and fuzzies. Only ugly, smelly, barnyard creatures can die for our food. But really, meat's meat right?

I don't believe that people should avoid the reality of where animal products come from. (and I will eat a stray dog, or avoid eating beef if it's someone's pet cow.) However, I accept that while people are alive, animals will die to keep us alive. Leather happens.
Not eating pork is no less ridiculous than protesting in the streets singing "Vegetable Juice is Murder." (a fine song, available on the dr. demento 25th anniversary album)

If you believe in reincarnation, I'll concede you have a point. Otherwise, is it really anything but asthetics? By all means avoid unecessary cruelty. And wasting food is always a crime in my book, whether by killing a deer just for trophy, or by plowing under a field of carrots.

I don't kill and dress every animal I eat, myself. But I know how. I'm not great at it, but I know how. Vegetarianism for asthetic morality is just silly. But then, so is failing to take responsibility for what dies so that you can eat...........or wear shoes.........or that cool jacket, or that watchband. So is ignoring the idea that unless religiously proscribed, meat is meat is meat, be it Bessie the Cow, or Flower the fwuffy bunny wabbit or Joe the cockroach.

Meh. Just think though, how many poor innocent sugar canes and grains of wheat had to die to get you through your day?

This has been a message from the council of Fruit and Vegetable rights.

Thank you,
Spc. Nbs.

Comments
on Apr 11, 2005
One of these days we're all going to wake up to the fact that life is preserved by consuming that which was once alive, and no amount of politicing or activism will ever change that! ;~D
on Apr 11, 2005
"Vegetarianism for asthetic morality is just silly"


To you. Well, and to me, too. The whole pork thing and the quoted sentences touch upon religious belief. Jews aren't hippies, neither are Buddhists or Islamists. They have very grounded, religious reasons for their abstinance, and I think we have to respect them, as we expect to be respected for our belief in abstaining from homosexuality or drugs or abortion, or whatever.

As always, I draw a specific line at my doorstep. If people want to abstain from pork, or meat, or hunting, or whatever, great. I get uppity when people tell those who differ that we should stop killing animals, wearing fur, whatever.
on Apr 11, 2005
I'm a strange liberal... I love hunting. And fishing, but only if the fish are biting.

The only "vegetarians" I know either don't think it's healthy (which is a little on the silly side, but understandable) or can't stand the thought of eating something with a face. To that, I simply carved a smily face in a potato and added a note, "Please don't eat me!" They weren't amused, but I was.

Great article!
on Apr 11, 2005
They weren't amused, but I was.


And so am I! Thanks for the laugh Sugar High Elf!! ;~D
on Apr 11, 2005
Don't believe me? Look at how unpopular hunting has become over the years. People will gladly sit over chicken sandwiches and hamburgers and talk about how cruel killing a deer is. Can we say Bambi? (you can call me Flower if you want to.........)

Meat's okay, as long as it come's in a paper wrapper and a bun, or a clean pink lump in plastic from the grocery store. But kill an animal yourself? (like oh my god, that's so totally gross, ooooh blood, ick!)


Dude. THANK YOU! I grew up on a farm where we killed the Bambis, killed the cows, killed the pigs, and killed the chickens that we raised and ate them for supper. I never could bring myself to eat any of the chickens (I could remember the smell that those wretched animals made when we butchered them...and it totally made me nauseous just thinking about it), and I have a hard time eating pork now, too...but that's a whole other story. But beef? Hey yeah! And deer? Yum! We're rulers over those things for reasons...

One thing though...the kids in my class don't understand where milk comes from, let alone their hamburger...which is sad, yet funny at the same time.

on Apr 11, 2005
Haha! That was a funny one! Well i guess sometimes it's all in your head. Like I cant eat horse meat, i have too much respect for the horses, i love them (alive that is). But i've had deer (yumm), rabbit (yummmmm), and even kangoroo (a bit tough that time )!
Anyway, just want to agree here: it's true some people can become ridiculous after a certain point...
on Apr 11, 2005
Like I cant eat horse meat, i have too much respect for the horses, i love them (alive that is).


"It's a shame to eat a horse. Ever take a gander at a cow? You're doing them a favor by eating them. It saves them from having to look at their reflection in the trough every morning!" ~ Col. Sherman T. Potter (M*A*S*H) ;~D
on Apr 12, 2005
"It's a shame to eat a horse. Ever take a gander at a cow? You're doing them a favor by eating them. It saves them from having to look at their reflection in the trough every morning!" ~ Col. Sherman T. Potter (M*A*S*H) ;~D


Oh, you just made me very happy... YAY M*A*S*H!!!!!
on Apr 19, 2005
Glad to be there for you... even though I think I blew the quote lol
on Apr 19, 2005
I used to not eat meat because I felt like it was contrary to my spiritual practice. I cannot kill, nor can I ask that anything be killed for me. However, I dont consider buying meat off the shelf in the store as asking that something be killed for me, and neither do a lot of my Buddhist friends. Now, I still wont go to a restaurant and pick a lobster out of the tank....but I will eat meat, eggs, and wear leather and suede.

Oh, and I do have a belief in reincarnation too.