please note the all caps......muhahahahahahaha!!!!!
Published on April 9, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
Well, except for you.....but you're the exception and you knew the title was a trick.......right. But since you're here, sit. Read, enjoy yourself.........

Thank you for falling prey to my points whoring, because while I do very well with articles about zombie deer, fishing for squirrels, and political commentary, this is both about my running, and my pneumonia, either of which is apparantly about as popular as my article on dressage (horse ballet)......which you notice I very purposefully don't link to. (These are not the run on sentences your are looking for....(makes mystic jedi hand gesture.))

I am slowly recovering from my celebrity deathmatch with Legionnaire's disease, although I continue to lose muscle, and I'm still pretty weak. (I think at least 5 or 6 pounds of the dropped weight was muscle, maybe a good bit more.......) However, I went running for the first time again yesterday. Not my usual marathon training, I got about two miles in......dum dum dum........UNDER A HALF HOUR!!!!!!!!!!! Woot!

I BEAT YOU Legionella!!!!!!!! I'm still alive, and you're not........(I hope) So go home crying to the airconditioning system I got you from......beyatch. And it's true what they say, what doesn't kill you? Put's you in the hospital for a really long time, then maybe let's you live, but verrrrry verrrrry much weakened. Makes you stronger my ass..........But I should be able to improve back to where I was in only 3 to 6 months. Sigh. I'm going again tommorow.

Running again, with the hopes of getting up to a 5k ability soon,
Spc. Nbs.

Comments
on Apr 09, 2005
Haha! You got me, I thought this would be something like "It's My Fault." Or whatever that title is. I think the saying should be "Whatever doesn't kill you is still a beyatch for trying." Anyway, get strong soon!
on Apr 10, 2005

3-6 months? Hmmm maybe you should look into steroid creams?

on Apr 10, 2005
Haha! You got me,


MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! Points whoring works! Two, count them two comments on an article about running!!!

3-6 months? Hmmm maybe you should look into steroid creams?


Steroids? To misquote a nice rock song, one pill makes you bigger, the same one makes you small, and when you come see Alice, you won't have any balls........