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Published on April 2, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Misc
This is my public service announcement for the decade, don't forget daylight savings time is tommorow, so set your clocks forwards an hour.

Otherwise, you'll:

a. look awfully damned sheepish at church tommorow,

b. miss that extra hour of early morning farming......God bless Ben Franklin

c. be late to the opening of the chinese buffet.....mmmmm..........general tsao...........

d. launch the codewords an hour too late, plunging the entire world into total global thermonuclear war!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

e. have your guests from the all night Roman orgy (in honor of his Holiness) dressing just as your wife returns from Chicago.........(where'd I leave that frickin' flame suit..........)

f. Roll over in bed, and never notice..........UNTIL YOU MISS THE SIMPSONS!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And other sundries...........not that I'm asking for suggestions................or point whoring in any way.................right...........

Comments
on Apr 03, 2005

Quit yelling!  A guy is trying to sleep!  Geez!  go to bed early and some guy wakes you up to remind you to change your clocks.

Damn!  Hold on!  let me change them and BRB!

on Apr 03, 2005
Daylight Savings Time: Living, breathing proof that once a law is passed, no matter how outdated, archaic or arcane it becomes, it will NEVER BE REPEALLED!!! ;~D
on Apr 03, 2005
Move to Saskatchewan? They don't have daylight savings time there for some reason that was explained to me once that I think involved cows. I can think of a better reason, though. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS THE F*CKING STUPIDEST IDEA EVER!!!!!
on Apr 03, 2005
It had something to do with more light for farming (although why not just get up earlier, I don't know), nowadays it's because of something more important than law, agriculture, or heritage, it's.....DUM DUM DUM........TRADITION!!!
on Apr 04, 2005
It had something to do with more light for farming (although why not just get up earlier, I don't know),


This excuse is especially ironic since, with all the farm work I've ever done, we worked 2 12 hour shifts, so "daylight" and "time" didn't mean much anyway! ;~D