More fun, twists and turns than a barrel of monkeys in a meat grinder.
My hat's off again to Rodriguez,
Who's gone out of his way just to please us,
and this bit of film noir,
begins with a roar,
that is sure to make you yell HOLY SHIT!!! WOW!!! OH my God!!! Did you see that!! Oh man she's hot!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!
I cannot find words to relate,
The action, the detail, intricate,
It may seem a bit crude,
To a boring old prude,
But if you've got a pulse, then it's great.
No spoilers, but for the overall feeling? See the end of verse one. Think of Desperado, old Edward G. Robinson gangster flicks, and the video game Max Payne all wrapped up in one and put on a Barry Bonds size steroid kick.
P.S. Leave the church groups, and especially the little kids at home for this one, okay?