didn't you read the last article?
Top ten things to tell the cadre I'm going to do when I get out.
10. I don't know. What does it matter, as long as I'm not still in the Army? (Why not start with the truth? They'll never believe it anyways....)
9. Open a crystal meth lab....It's a growth industry at Ft. Hood.
8. I never wanted to be a soldier, rabbiting on, killing people and kicking in doors all day........I wanted to be.........a Lumberjack!!!
7. Be a stay at home mom and live off of my wife's paycheck (what's in a gender anyhow?)
6. Two words baby, dis-co.
5. Sell my body on the streets of Copperas Cove.......in Texas Wahine's bikini..........
4. Travel back in time awakening an evil army of the dead, winning the girl, saving the day, and skipping the jump back to the future. Screw S-mart. Hail to the king, baby.
3. Celebrate with a year long drunken orgy/toga party.
2. Come back in as an officer and make you all curse my name.....muhahahahahahahaha!!!!! oh wait, that's just stupid.
1. Me Tonga mighty hunter. Live off land. Kill ferocious squirrel. Make fire.
Bonus. None of your damned business, that's what. All I want from the Army when I get out is to be left alone ya nosy B#$^T@s.
Any other ideas?