with titles like these..........
Published on December 11, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
My cats are wonderful, brave, abomimababubly cute, and all have butter on their noses. If you don't like cats, screw you. Go read someone else's blog. You're a bad person anyways. And you smell like cheese. (Doesn't like cats.....i mean sheesh.........)

All randomness aside, my cat, or at least the one who's attached himself to me the most is a badass orange tabby. He follows me everywhere, snudges his face against my leg, then goes to sleep. He fears nothing, and I've seen him send a doberman crying home, chasing it back all the way.

Lately though, he's taken to throwing up a lot, and has to take medicine for it. (nothing serious, just bad reflux) And the best way I've found, through what roundabout means I remember not, is to coat the pill with butter, then put butter on his nose.

As he starts to lick the butter off, open his jaw, tilt his head back, and drop the pill down. He then tries to lick the butter, which means he instantly swallows. Then try not to crack up as he goes crosseyed and licks at his own nose for twenty minutes.

Tonight though, when I buttered my cat, the other two thought I was giving him something special, and came running, begging for the same thing. So........I gave them all three the butter treatment. Imagine three cats all sitting around crosseyed, while tediously licking their noses................

I may have to do this again..........

Comments
on Dec 11, 2004
hehe, funny. Next time make sure to take pictures
on Dec 11, 2004
The butter on the nose thing is ingenious! And I am with Danny, post us some pictures next time....
on Dec 11, 2004
Next time make sure to take pictures


heeheeeheeee
on Dec 11, 2004

Is this the same cat that Lady C bought home from the pet store and you gave her a dirty look and said that it wasn't staying long?

on Dec 12, 2004
Yar, I posted 2 new ones, one is even a cat story.
on Dec 12, 2004
Yes, this picture leaves a pleasant mental aftertaste...
on Dec 12, 2004
post us some pictures next time


possible perusable picture postings preparing..............

heeheeeheeee


basicly........

Is this the same cat that Lady C bought home


no no, this is the cat that follows me everywhere and goes to sleep, that one's the one I wrestle with and spin in circles.

Yar, I posted 2 new ones, one is even a cat story


we shall view them post haste (the royal we, of course)

Yes, this picture leaves a pleasant mental aftertaste


it's always good when I can leave your mind, wonderfully, minty fresh

Whats even funnier to watch is a dog with a bit of peanut butter rubbed on the roof of their mouth


hmmmmm.......dogs and peanut butter..........(clean thoughts clean thoughts clean thoughts clean tho.............)
on Dec 12, 2004
Well...As long as you're not dressing them up and sending pics to your friends as x-mas cards, i guess it's ok to be kitty obsessed......

Uhm....You're not doing that...RIght?
on Dec 13, 2004
He's a clever little bugger. Tonight we gave him the pill, made sure he swallowed it (we thought), waited 30 minutes, and let him eat. I sat down on the bed while he was eating in the next room, and what do I find on the comforter? The pill. Nothing else, just the pill.