Is that a haggis I see before me?
Published on November 17, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
In my finest tradition.........how do you get a french horn section to sound like a chainsaw?.......play the chainsaw out of tune.......

Allright, now you're warmed up for the pain.........

I was on the phone a couple of days ago with my mom, and somehow the subject turns to ancestry. I'd always known about the Irish, the Cherokee, and suspected a few surprises that my racist grandmother didn't tell us, but how about this? Apparently, our family was largely Scottish!

In all practicallity, I was born and raised texan, which is really a culture all it's own. But if I wanted to move out and explore the part of my cultural heritage which wasn't poor white farmer and later middle class suburbanite ancestry, I wonder which way to start?

Begin with a marathon of Braveheart, Highlander, and So I Married an Axe Murderer? Throw logs end over end? Gotta get a cleighmore, always wanted a cleighmore. (heh heh......this side faces enemy.........the military bloggers'll get it).

Start wearing a skirt until I can get a kilt? maybe not that one........Practice reciting Robert Burns in an outrageous accent? I could start with getting really drunk for awhile, but I don't want to get things confused with my Irish heritage until I've settled in.

Any suggestions?

Dear Lord, no bagpipes. I'll play accordion even, but not the bagpipes.....

Comments
on Nov 17, 2004
You mentioned it in your secondary title: haggis, mon! Until you can wolf down one of those suckers and swindle other people into trying it as a party treat, you haven't lead half the life my Scottish friends claim to.

on Nov 17, 2004
One suggestion...Just be yourself. You are unique in all this world. (Quote from "The Little Prince") You have no duplicate of you in this entire world. The world needs you.
on Nov 18, 2004
Until you can wolf down one of those suckers and swindle other people into trying it as a party treat,


why not? it works with squid........

Just be yourself. You are unique in all this world.


heh heh heh.........you have no idea..........
on Nov 18, 2004
You are unique in all this world... You have no duplicate of you in this entire world.


Al Hum duul Allah.
on Nov 18, 2004
Al Hum duul Allah.


Och!!!! Shukran, barak allah bik......i think..........ummmm......mullazim, sayarrah, dawariyat, shlonik!!!! dirka dirka, mohammed jihad!!!

baklava, shwarma.
on Nov 19, 2004
Ach! 'Tis a CLAYmore, not a CLEIGHmore.
on Nov 20, 2004
'Tis a CLAYmore, not a CLEIGHmore.


You can remember the spelling thusly:

A CLAYmore helps you SLAY more.

(One can then conclude that a CLEIGHmore would help you out in snowy weather.)