Is that inflammatory enough for you?
Published on November 5, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Politics
And continuing on, for those of you who love to wallow in self hatred of our nation, for those of you, bitter enough in the last few days to call america evil, tyrannical, or just call for it to "let the shit rain down" on it,

For those of you who've said that we deserved what we got on 9-11, or that you hope the terrorists hit us again, if you can't move on, and work with what's here, without maniacal loathing of your country, may I suggest to you that if you can't work with the oppurtunity that you have here, that you get the fuck out.

There are plenty of people the world over who would love to take your place here instead. As some options, may I suggest several of the no doubt hundreds of countries throughout the world, renowned for their human rights, and freedom of action as well as speech. You'll no doubt be every bit as free to speak your mind there as here.

N. Korea - no wait, they'd beat you regularly, throw you in jail, and possibly eat you.
S. Korea - lots more freedom, but if you talk trash about the country and the politics, watch out, could mean jail time. Plus be ready to do your two years of mandatory military service.
Libya - nope, just forget it.
Iran - no cannibalism, and as long as you strictly follow Islam and never dissent, you'll be fine, right?
Ethiopia - lots of freedom, lots of food, for just as long as you keep lots of ammo, watch out for aids.
Somalia - see ethiopia
Rwanda -see ethiopia
Half of africa - see ethiopia
Thailand - plenty of freedom, friendly folks, beautiful women, your money goes a long ways, just don't sleep with anyone. see above comment on aids.
China - lots of freedom here, yep, love it, don't kill me, I said nothing against the party, everythings perfect.
Ireland - just ask the irish how much they love being a part of the great u.k.
Palestine, they've got it good right?

Well, there's still Australia and Canada anyways. Maybe this'll help. Link


Comments (Page 3)
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on Nov 06, 2004
Yeah.....Preach on my green brother!

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on Nov 06, 2004
A man very proud of his Irish heritage


I was picturing you as a blonde chick.
on Nov 06, 2004
I was picturing you as a blonde chick.


No. But your not the first one to make that mistake.
on Nov 06, 2004
*hangs head in shame* I have no idea why . . . *sorry*
on Nov 06, 2004
I was hoping to push someones buttons with the grassy knoll thing. Big thanks to Greywar for being the guy that freaked out! Youre response amused me to no end...

Sometimes its fun to make the monkeys dance! Affetanz!
on Nov 06, 2004
No. But your not the first one to make that mistake


So why is that?
on Nov 06, 2004
No. But your not the first one to make that mistake


So why is that?


Because I was making a joke. But you just killed it.
on Nov 06, 2004
Possibly so, however this is not my argument. (gives stern glance to deference)

Okay, just checking, sorry for the late reply...
on Nov 06, 2004
Because I was making a joke. But you just killed it.


No I did not. I made it funnier.
on Nov 06, 2004
No I did not. I made it funnier.


Okay then. But now its dead.
on Nov 06, 2004
Again . . . sorry . . .
on Nov 06, 2004
Okay then. But now its dead.


No, it is not. You are still the beautiful blonde chick I met. In fact, I want you to have my child.
on Nov 06, 2004
Never on a first date!
on Nov 06, 2004
Never on a first date!


Are you playing hard to get? I like that. I like the feeling of accomplishment.
on Nov 06, 2004
I don't know. I don't think your my type....
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