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Published on October 31, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor
More points whoring, simple rules. What's your plan to try to take over the world? Extra points for creativity or making a pun on my last blog. And marrying into the heinz family and running for president doesn't count........unless it goes further........

I'm working on mine, but I'm thinking about something along the lines of 2 million icecubes, a mind control device, and an army of flying fembots............... mmmmmm..............fembots................oh wait, no, NPR already took that one................

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on Nov 01, 2004
In high school I came up with a really crazy term paper.....I wrote it as my (ultimately failed) plan to take over the world by releasing a swarm of bioengineered termites that ate tires, rubber, plastic etc. I planned on selling bug spray to the highest leader, but unfortunately on the way to the news summit, I succumed to my own traitorous bugs.....my car carreened out of contol and over a cliff.
The end.
The moral of the story....Make sure you don't fall victim to your own evil plans. or karma works....