Pun Intended

better avoid this one if you've got a weak stomach.......

Published on October 30, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

Got out you pun-cil? Ready to risk the pun-itentary by breaking the punal code? Bring it on. This one's all about the play on words. Got a fish pun? Here's your chance to use it.........on porpoise. Go on, don't be shellfish. Otherwise we'll all be crabby and I'll get steamed............You get the idea, any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever, but fair warning, if ya mess with me, don't bother calling the cods, you're going to need a sturgeon.................

Comments

citahellion

on Oct 30, 2004

I'll just mention that posting the lyrics to "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta should be off-bounds for the porpoise of this competition.... Compared to that, everyone else would be way out of their depth.

Though (off-topic, I know) this does put me in mind of a little rhyme by some well-known 17th or 18th century author whose name I can't recall:
If ever I were punishéd
For every little pun I shed
I'd hie me to a puny shed
And there I'd hang my punnish head.

philomedy

on Oct 31, 2004

all of this is pretty punny. huh? yeah? you get it? yeah? :::laughs hysterically:::

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 31, 2004

I'll just mention that posting the lyrics to "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta should be off-bounds for the porpoise of this competition....

any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever

ugggg........no I feel verse than before. I ode ah hang my head, haikun I ever go on.................and by the way, I how can you charge me about my depth........one more.......... just for the halibut.

Texas Wahine

on Oct 31, 2004

I suck at puns.

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 31, 2004

I suck at puns.

Then it woul be-hoover you to practice. (dies a little on the inside from such a bad pun)

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