This ought ta bring Cittahellion back out of the woodwork.
Here goes, if you haven't seen this movie......see it. Or I'll unleash the squirrels on you.
There once was a hero named Ash,
Who had style and a lot of panache,
He traveled through time,
And delivered one liners,
And fought with a foe quite bad Ash.
His weapons were cool and were grand,
12 gauge boomstick and chainsaw right hand,
King of the B movies,
It's awesome and groovy,
Kill deadites and unite the land.
Hail to the King Baby.