but it isn't all that powerful
Published on August 8, 2004 By Spc Nobody Special In Misc
It’s true, I have took the blue pill, and entered into a world of secret knowledge and power

It’s true, I have took the blue pill, and entered into a world of secret knowledge and power. Long, long ago, in a far away and strange but beautiful land, (Monterey, Ca), the army spent entirely too much money to put me through a Korean language class at DLI To this day, I have no idea why, as I have yet to use it outside of training, but I’m still grateful for two years in Monterey, tofu and all, and since then I’ve used my piss poor Korean skills as a sort of geeky superpower, here’s some of the fun.

 

Catching the kid at the grocery store, who thinks it’s funny to cuss the white guy when he can’t understand.

 

Sending said kid crying back to parents when you return the favor.

 

Always getting the best stuff from CIF (Central Issue Facility)  without resorting to bribery.

 

Translating at the request of family…..provided it’s not Japanese, Chinese or god knows what else….but Asia’s just one big country to them anyway, right?

 

Yes, they’re talking about you, nuff said.

 

My drycleaning always comes back perfect.

 

Startle the s*^& out of “Chinese” resteraunt waiters

 

Being able to travel in Korea without help….much….

 

Being able to go to a bar in Korea that doesn’t have 500 other GI’s in it.

 

Making lots of cool Korean friends all over the globe….they’re awesome people

 

Not my best, but Sheebool chok caht nay….(be careful who you get to translate this, someone young and not too prudish)

Nobody Special signing off……


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on Aug 09, 2004

Someone in our gang has to wear underwear outside of their clothes and colored tights, but it's not going to be me .


Hang on a sec, who's wearing the tights and knickers?  InsanelyUncooridinated-Girl and I have our outfits already....so it's between chiprj, pseudo, and nobody special.  I know who gets my vote.....

on Aug 09, 2004
Hang on a sec, who's wearing the tights and knickers?


OK, I gotta call 'not-it' on this one. To paraphrase greywar -- I look like 200 pounds of chewed bubble gum. No way you want to see that in tights without a full body cape and some invisiblity kicked in.
on Aug 09, 2004
I have a strict "no spandex without legitimate superpowers" policy. Not even under my PT shorts. I think you're baiting us with the "vote" thing. You've only seen that one blurry picture of grey, and none of me or chip (AFAIK, anyway).
on Aug 09, 2004

. I think you're baiting us with the "vote" thing. You've only seen that one blurry picture of grey, and none of me or chip (AFAIK, anyway).


Baiting?  Moi?? *bats eyelashes*..why, I'd never do such a thing!


I have seen a pic of chip, with his doggies.  None of you or nobody though.


It looks like it's nobody by default that gets to wear the spandex......

on Aug 09, 2004
Damn......well......why not? Lord knows I could use the support.....and dharma's garlic breath will come in useful if we run into any life sucking reenlistment NCO's....blehbleh.....dance my children of the night......
on Aug 09, 2004
I have seen a pic of chip, with his doggies.


I realized it's bad juju to advertise my own blog in someone else's comments section, but there is a better picture available for viewing in my Universal Studios article right now. If I did the link right, then you can see the pic in the article, if not, then just follow the link and you can see it in my yahoo photo book.

Related, though, my wife, in my opinion, would look great in a spandex outfit, though... maybe I can talk her into one...
on Aug 09, 2004

and none of me


Speaking of which.....have you managed to come up with one yet?  You too, Nobody.....

on Aug 09, 2004
So funny! I know an evil doer that deserves our attention: "Numbtoes" - a neighbor who didn't deploy due to a serious medical condition (two numb toes). His evil powers include the ability to mercilessly curse out a child who has the audacity to not finish an apple (we all know how very expensive those are!) and poor judgment of monumental proportions that drive him to dump his three young children off on a neighbor (whose spouse has recently deployed) so that he and his super villian wife, "Thumbsucker" can spend the night drinking and groping each other until they vomit. Who's with me in the fight for justice against "Numbtoes" and "Thumbsucker"?
on Aug 09, 2004

Who's with me in the fight for justice against "Numbtoes" and "Thumbsucker"?


I'm in!

on Aug 09, 2004
But are you sure I'd look good in spandex? Link No, really I look just like that.......right.......
on Aug 09, 2004
Who's with me in the fight for justice against "Numbtoes" and "Thumbsucker"?


I'm in. I'll use my time manipulation powers and tell them a story and when I'm done, they will have lost a few hours of their life. During that time, the rest of the team can move into battle positions - attack pattern beta!
on Aug 09, 2004
. . . no, wait . . . !!!!
on Aug 09, 2004
Still can't beat my favorite mediocre villians to date.....Episode of The Tick where the Swiss Army invaded in an amphibious assault with gargantuan Swiss Army Knives...
on Aug 09, 2004

But are you sure I'd look good in spandex?

I can't think of ANY man that looks good in spandex.  Seriously.  Much like speedo's, spandex should be verboten for ALL men.

Fabio makes me go "eeewwwwwww".  Now if you had put a picture of Anderson Cooper there instead...well, I'd be your groupie for life!

on Aug 09, 2004
Mmmm......I'm more like halfway between him, and Louis Anderson...Link

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