This blog is for you Direct TV. I want to thank you for your rapid installation, friendly service, and low rates. But mostly I want to thank you for bringing me the ability, should I so choose, to watch such quality feature films as:
Brides Get Naked
Bewitched Housewives
Girls Gone Wild/Best of Spring
Dirty Little Secrets 3: Voyeurs Party
The Dirtiest Kind of Fantasy 5
Posh Kitten
Round She Goes
Desperate Black Wives
Barbaric Bangers 2
World Poke Her Tour
Fresh Booty 1
Private Calls
2 Girls and their Guy
Maximum Friction 5
Upper Class Tramps 4
Cheating Housewives 3
Telling Tales
Sex Couch
Nick Grande 4: Girls of the Border
Deep in Malizia (hint, they don't mean Malaysia, the country......)
Dripping Wet 4
Naughty Amateurs Home Videos
My Morning 'Tang 6 (truly the best pun name yet)
Sextet
Naked Happy Girls
Fire on the Hole 7
Lusty Busty Dolls 8
This Butt's 4 U 2 Part 2
Sexcetera (with the loving description - Girls of suicidegirls.com, Swing Stock, 61 year-old porn star. Adult.)
Horny MILFs Needing Love 6
House of Shame
Fly Spice: The Virgin Flight (uninhibited women fly the friendly skies)
Repo Girl
The Dirtiest Kind of Fantasy
Sluts of the Orient
XXX Road Trip 2
Czech Me Out
Slippery Skin 5
White Girls Gott Butt Too 2 (my favorite name......)
Grand Canyons 3
Barely Legal: My First Job
and Monster Jam.....oh, wait. That one's actually sports; a monster truck rally. My mistake.
While I was just flipping through on my way to the XM radio stations to listen to jazz, I want to thank you for this little interlude. It brightened my day, and made me laugh by offering films that used such creative and entertaining naming conventions. It's almost impossible to believe the kind of wit that went into creating those elaborate puns, and parodies of mainstream television shows and commercials.
I do not intend to purchase viewing options at this time, but it is comforting to know that they can be had at any time, and at a surprisingly low cost. Until such time as I develop an overwhelming desire to watch Desperate Black Wives, or Horny Milfs Needing Love 6, here's in no way sarcastically thanking you.
Yours truly,
NBS