Iraq, it's the new Vietnam, right?
Let's see, we had prior obligations we ignored, it turned out the causes behind the war were spotty, and Henry Kissinger reared his ugly head yet again, right?
Well, then naturally we should do the same thing we did in that war and pull out our troops. We acheived great results seeking "peace with honor" through the "Vietnamization" process.
Or did we? Let's take a little history walk and see what happens when Americans back down. Today's trivia questions are, how many people died as a direct result of American failures to commit in Asia?
History Tidbit Number One.
A little before World War I really takes off, Korea is suffering from an overdose of hostile Japanese invaders. They send a delegation to France, asking Woodrow Wilson to honor U.S. treaties with Korea, by protecting them. What happens? Nothing. Korea suffers this invasion for 35 years, until 1945. Their women are taken at will. Men are exported and forced to work in labor camps. The korean language is forbidden, and the Korean's lives and culture are trampled underfoot. There is a horrible rivalry between the two countries to this day. Trivia question #1. How many people died during the Japanese occupation of Korea?
Even better, WWII rolls around and Koreans are forced to labor for the Japanese in the war effort, and are even impressed into the fighting. Trivia question #2. How many Americans and Koreans died in WWII because America failed to honor it's commitments earlier?
History Tidbit Number Two.
WWII ends and with it the Japanese occupation of Korea. BUT, before they are forced to go, Japanese troops are allowed to hang out for awhile and pillage the country before leaving. Triva question #3 How many Koreans died because we took our sweet ass time before re-occupying the country?
So, WWII is over, and we watch the country for 5 years, up to 1950. Then, well, let's pull out the troops and bring them home. Nevermind those hostile communists to the north. Oops. Did we just cause the Korean War? Trivia question #4. How many people died because we hadn't kept our commitments in the 1910s, leading to the growth of a massive communist refugee underground which became a hostile government backed by Russia and China, and that we didn't want to keep any troops in Korea after 1950?
I'll give you a hint. If you're wondering whether it's bigger or smaller than a breadbox, you'll need the big, economy 3 million body size breadbox to compare. Everything stalls out, and we let the whole thing fizzle out after awhile. Over the next 50 years, tens of millions of North Koreans die of economic hardship and starvation under the totalitarian regimes of Kim Il Song and Kim Jong Il. However no one really knows how many tens of millions, so Trivia Question #5 won't be how many people died because we didn't have the committment to finish the Korean War.
History Tidbit Number Three.
Well, that's korea, not vietnam right? Well try this one out. See if it sounds familiar.
The U.S. makes some treaties to help Indochina become independent from the French. WWII comes up, and we weasel out because the French were such great allies. Hmmm. Right. So, fighting starts about 1945ish, and goes on again off again until 1954, when we have the advent of the Viet Cong. Somewhere in there the French fold, and it becomes independent anyways.........with one little exception. Just like Korea, one side sought out help where it could actually expect to receive it, and became GASP!!! a hostile communist government!!! Well, we can't have the domino effect, right? So we send over military advisors and escalated into one hell of a "police action", lasting until the 70s. Maybe if they'd remembered to take the mace and handcuffs it would have been over with quicker.........Trivia question #5. How many people died in the fighting from 1945 to 1973 because America didn't honor it's commitments to good ole Indochina? Better get out a couple of those breadboxes.......
But all's well that ends well. We pull out, leaving the native Vietnamese troops and security forces that we've trained and equipped. Does this part sound like anything you hear today? You betcha!!!! And here's why it works so well. The South Vietnamese put up a mediocre fight, taking heavy casualties, then succumbing to North Vietnamese forces in 1975. The two are "re-united." But wait, it gets better!!!! The North Vietnamese "purge" the government and the civilian populace. Then they turn their eyes on Cambodia and invade. Good ole Khmer Rouge. Genocidal maniacs say what? Trivia question #6 How many people died as a direct result of us pulling out of Vietnam? Here's a hint, 3 million in Cambodia alone. Good thing we saved 10 or 20 thousand lives and gained peace with honor. Really, what's a few million dead gooks when compared to a few thousand more Americans? Everyone knows their lives aren't worth as much, right?
Let's move on.
Not even touching on Afghanistan and it's results. Let's get to the meat. MMMMMM Iraq.
History Tidbit Number Four.
Iraq and Iran have a difference of opinion regarding religion. It goes back to right after the Prophet himself dies. Who gets the throne? Good ole Imam? Or the big boy's nephew? Meh. So a couple of thousand years more or less go by, and Iraq and Iran get into a tussle. We don't want to do any fighting ourselves over there, and Iran hates us anyways, because we failed to meet some commitments there, but we're not talking about them right now. So we pit Iraq against them. We give them guns, training, money, support. The two piss around for awhile, and after a few interesting episodes, the fighting dies out. Trivia Question #5. How many people died in the Iraq-Iran war that we helped maintain because we didn't want to fight for ourselves in the region?
Even better, with it's mighty mighty might that we've given them, Iraq goes up against some of it's favorite whipping boys, the Kurds. Trivia Question #6. How many Kurds died because we armed Iraq to the teeth, and then didn't want to upset them when they were doing so well for us?
But look out, the 90's roll around. Saddam gets too big for his britches and decides to use his military might to take over Kuwait. He even lobs a few Scud missles at Tel Aviv just for the hell of it. Oops. Trivia Question #7. How many people died during the first Gulf War because Iraq was cocky and armed to the teeth.....for some reason?
So we go in, and create a "highway of death." Soldiers die and surrender by the buttload. TV watchers the world throughout get horrified by the violence they see appearing on the TV screen and Congress pulls the plug on the finances for the war. After one month. sigh............Saddam stays in power, and instead of violent death, we try sanctions. The sanctions and a failure to have taken over the country, after which we could have rebuilt their economy and infrastructure leads to mass starvation. Instead of a few tens of thousands dead, we end up with a few millions of dead.....which is your big hint to Trivia Question # 8!!!! How many people died a slow horrible death as a direct result of not having the balls to finish the war the first time by killing a few thousand more quickly and violently? But that's okay. We installed the Oil for Food program. And look at how well that worked out.
History Tidbit Number Five.
We get some bad intelligence on Saddam's activities in Iraq. Seems he went ahead bluffing thinking there was no way we could NOT know he'd purged the works of almost all WMDs. Oops. So we go back in, kicking ass and taking names. We remove Saddam from power, kill off the important parts of his family and install a democratic government. Sort of. Yay! We've won the War. Now we get to fight the peace. Trivia Question #9. How many people have died since we restarted hostilities as a direct result of not finishing the first time?
Now we want to pull out again. We've lost several thousand troops. Lord knows, we just might lose a few thousand more. But by any measure, compared to any of the other U.S. wars this century (not counting Grenada or Panama) we've been immensely succesful. Is it worth the sacrifice of life to repeat the mistakes of the past and pull out now? If we do, then here's Trivia Questions #10 and #11. How many people will die in the middle east as a direct result of Americans pulling out of Iraq? How many Americans will die if we pull out of Iraq?
It looks to me as though American pacifism has killed far more people than American wars in Asia. But then, they're mostly not Americans, and therefore don't count. The Democratic Party is firmly against the war, and upon reflection, that's understandable, since one of their most valuable stances is that all people are inferior to us, righ.......oh, I see, my mistake. Iraq will not stand on it's own. I am an American soldier, and I would rather stick it out than see us kill people that we have taken responsibility for in the millions in order to save american volunteers by the thousands.
"Those who do not learn from history are ass-tards, and should be forced to wear a helmet when travelling out of doors."
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