Went to work and we all did PT, Did pushups til we all got nosebleeds, And the thing that will suck, (cause we're shit out of luck) is we'll soon have to get up at three. I know that I am just depressed, 'cause its six days to original ETS, and I love the stop loss, can't talk back to the boss, or I could find myself under arrest. (well pushups or an article 15 anyway) Yes, 15 more years and I could retire, Climb to E-8 or maybe even higher, I think I could be, a decent 2nd...

Ah hah!!!! yes I have a minivan.....(hangs head in shame.) I bartered it for a beat up piano I had so I could have something to drive while I do the body work on my mustang. So it has 200,000 miles on it (the van, not the mustang), there's nothing functionally wrong with it except it eventually needs another engine (not as bad as it sounds, I can pick up something decent here at the junkyard for about $300.) Aesthetically speaking, it could use work.....like replacing the dinged up hood,...

Here's one for all of you junkies, Who like old movies with big names and monkeys, Car chases and fights, And Dom Deloise in tights, Plus bimbos who're picked up as flunkies. Ole Clint did not fight in this flick, And Sally Fields did not play the chick, Farrah Fawcett was cool, Jamie Farr played the fool, And Roger Moore as always was slick. But I was most surprised by the man, A racer that came from "Japan", His car was well scorned, (Though he could watch porn) My God!!!...

I've finally had enough. I'm breaking one of my cardinal rules for the army, and for the second time in over 5 years, I'm going to sick call tommorow. I toughed it out for 3 days now, but I'm thinking maybe plantar fascitis, maybe stress fracture. I'm thinking about fetching a hacksaw every time I wear my combat boots for more than a couple of hours. This unit is pretty good about getting sick or injured, so I don't have to face the usual stigma against getting sick in the army. Most place...

This is a post that many won't understand, it is different, but it is something near and dear to my heart. This is possibly one of the single most important parts of army life outside of pointing guns at people and that whole minor protecting the freedom of the nation thing. It's about my boots. Boots are contraversial in the army. Basic issue? Jump boots? Tanker boots? Corframs? Desert? Cold weather, intermediate cold weather? Deserts? Jungle boots? If jungle boots, green or black? I say ...

Couldn't run today, Biked two hours in the rain and, Armadillo bits.

I don't know what else to say, so..... Link

Hello, my name is ben, and I have a problem..........I'm a cook. (no, not for the army, I'm a linguist, silly........or a silly linguist.......) I got started eight years back, after my wife and I got hitched, and were slowly losing weight on a regular diet of mac and cheese, and the occasional burnt pork steaks. After a little while of this, my sister got me Cooking for Dummies as a gag. Muhahaha!!!! I shall take this seriously, thunk I, and the joke was on her! Eight years later, I'm p...

Here's one of the funniest and strangest links I think I have ever found whilst google whacking. I was minding my own business, simply looking for pictures of psychotic killer squirrells for a blog idea, when I ran across this....squirrel fishing.....weird......but funny! Link

Today I did something I've never done before. The polls were open early, and I voted. Before this election, I never thought it would make enough of a significance to even bother. That or I thought both of the candidates were assclowns I wouldn't want in office. But my very strong feelings about the candidates involved, and my more or less direct involvement in the war in Iraq drove me to do what is being predicted will happen in record numbers this year. It doesn't take much to make record...

This is a roll call and a warning. All members of the league of extraordinarily ordinary (not so) gentle people get your shit together, and get ready. You know who you are. Make sure you inventory and PMCS all your gear (tugs on the crotch of his tights and reaches for his flamethrower.) There's work to be done. And I'm gonna write it, just as soon as I come up with an idea. This time we're up against our evil arch nemesis.............ummm..........any ideas? Be warned. "I must go now ...

A horror all shock and suspense? No girls with big boobs or violence? Yet so scary it seems, That I soon left the scene, To the bathrooms, my pants for to rinse. The opening was scary and quick, Killer ghost hiding in the attic, We all jumped and we screamed, (It was better than The Ring), And my balls tried to hide 'neath my dick. So if you like movies with frights, Take your girl, gotta see it tonight, She's sure to latch on ya, Tight as pants on Maddona, Until all her knu...

I have a badass 19 and 73 beautifully red five liter Ford Mustang Coupe..........on jackstands. Sigh. Several years ago, whilst (and at the same time even,) stationed in Monterey at the army's language school, I finally convinced my wife that we needed a second car. MUHAHAHA.......little did she know, I was fulfilling my dream of owning a classic muscle car. But we worked it out, and I was able to purchase this Link for about $1800. It's old, but I love it. Since I've picked it up, I'...

So here we are at last, the final showdown. I'm ready, they're ready. It's just me and about 1500-2500(actual population of them in the valley) of the meanest mule deer to ever walk the streets of Copperas Cove, about to go face to face, toe to mmmm....well in a showdown anyways...My flamethrowers loaded, and so am I. I grab my tinfoil beanie and reach for the front door knob, when......OH NO!!!! multiple ending syndrome!!!! The Appocalypse ending: I am caught up to heaven with the ange...