Party Monster.......

Mmm....party taste good!!!!!

Published on October 31, 2005 By Spc Nobody Special In Humor

This is your nbs. This is your nbs on halloween. Any questions? (If so, go back two are three articles to mail call........)

Comments

Spc Nobody Special

on Nov 01, 2005

What have you done with the one-eyed trouser snake?????

They only come out at night.............MUHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!

SSG Geezer

on Nov 01, 2005

Yes you are a theatre wally!

Texas Wahine

on Nov 02, 2005

Nice. And scary. Actually, you really do look scary. Good job.

Did your wife do your make up or did you do it?

Spc Nobody Special

on Nov 02, 2005

Yes you are a theatre wally!

Wally?

Did your wife do your make up or did you do it?

That's all me. Three tubes of cream makeup, 97 cents each. Applicator pads, 2 dollars. Speedo swim cap 3 dollars 50 cents. Look on a 18 year old girl's face when she turns around and screams repetitively for about 15 seconds, when all I'm doing is standing there talking quietly in a brightly lit room, priceless................

I ended up having to work at my pizza job. Didn't get many deliveries, but there was a festival downtown, so we passed out candy and sold a lot of pizzas out of the front of the store.

I hadn't known I was going to be working, so I ended up scaring a lot of two and three year olds. (and 8 and 10 and 12 year olds too......) Made me feel proud my costume worked, and kind of guilty at the same time. Especially great was when some kid would come in from a class I'd subbed for and I'd call them by name. Even my friends had no clue it was me. I talked to one girl in korean. Their eyes got so big...........

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