and I'm on top of the woild, ma!!!
Over the last year, I have listened to a lot of argument over the war in Iraq, why we're there, who's to blame, if blame is to be assigned, et cetera ad nauseum. I left a reply to one of these arguments in Col Gene's blog today, Link and damn it, I liked it so much, I decided to make it into an article.
As a member of the military, and the intelligence community, I would like to take personal blame for the war in Iraq.
Not only did I personally feed misinformation to the president, Congress, and the U.N. about weapons of mass destruction, I helped form the declaration of war, and fielded our troops. I sent them intentionally in the paths of IEDs. I gave the orders for Abu Grahib.
The vast improvements and personal freedoms achieved in the lives of millions of Iraqis is completely accidental, and is totally against the tyranical American oil oligarchy I was trying to establish. I killed Jimmy Hoffa. I was the third gunman on the grassy knoll.
Even as we speak, I'm entering all of you into my secret database whilst (and at the same time) listening to all of your phones. That's right, all of them. Just me. I clogged the Pope's arteries so that Bush can get our man into the Vatican. I personally stuffed thousands of ballot boxes all over America so that Kerry would lose the election.
I know what the lump under Bush's suit was during the debates. I'm responsible for the freedom of Osama bin Laden. The only thing I didn't do is make Michael Moore look like a big fat idiot. My guess is he was given the Rush Limbaugh/Kim Jong Il virus by spies from communist China.
I did it all. Bad, bad intelligence. Don't I feel just a little bit sheepish? Any more liberal blame to place? Bring it on. I did everything...........